heller, im lalex, and im a little bit of everything.♥
im a happy person,
la vita e dolce,
chin up, buttercup!
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
do you ever look at people just and
really really really want to be their friend
Carey just came in and really blew us away in the reading and as soon as she left I turned to Baz (Luhrmann) and said, “ ‘Wow, I guess we’ve seen one of the great actresses of our generation.’ ”
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the internet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
This will never stop being hilarious.
this is amazing ahahahha